First Kiss

User Needs · #1 22nd Apr 03, 07:06 PM

At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her
home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first
kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"

Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn't do that. My parents will see
us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us."

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"NO, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up
in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad
says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be,
he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to
take his hand off the intercom button!"

M31 · #2 22nd Apr 03, 09:14 PM

That's a good one.

Zone-MR · #3 22nd Apr 03, 09:28 PM

LMFGDAO

Hahahaha

ROFLOLOLOL

/me falls over

/me rolls over and laughs some more

/me gasps for breath

ROFLOLOLOLOL

(ok, maybe thats enough, but its one of the best jokes ive read in a while)