At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her
home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first
kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"

Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn't do that. My parents will see
us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us."

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"NO, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up
in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad
says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be,
he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to
take his hand off the intercom button!"

That's a good one.

LMFGDAO

Hahahaha

ROFLOLOLOL

/me falls over

/me rolls over and laughs some more

/me gasps for breath

ROFLOLOLOLOL

(ok, maybe thats enough, but its one of the best jokes ive read in a while)

they way I saw it play was the guy wanted a blow job

@ lindafisher1982 That's the way I heard it also. LOL

lmfao, /me feels sorry for the poor guy

ROFL... no, I'm not laughing at the joke, but at Zone-MR's response... haha... :lol:

-CaP

lolol, you should see logs of mine and his MSN convos, you'd probably die laughing

Have you ever seen the "priceless" vid?

"The nerve to ask such a question.. a $12 bottle of wine."

It just sounds so much like it.

Whichever way , what an XP eriance , poor guy
LMAO