This will certainly get your attention on a Friday morning.
When I went to the social security office to apply
for Social Security,thewoman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify myage.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told
thewoman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
"Iwill have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton
yourshirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says,
"Thatsilver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"
and she processed mySocial Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
socialsecurity office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You
mighthave gotten disability too".
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