BetaONE will rise again! - Social Security...Not G Rated

SOCIAL SECURITY JOKE OF THE DAY

This will certainly get your attention on a Friday morning.

When I went to the social security office to apply
for Social Security,thewoman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify myage.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told
thewoman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.

"Iwill have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton
yourshirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says,

"Thatsilver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"
and she processed mySocial Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
socialsecurity office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You
mighthave gotten disability too".