Septic Tank Truck sign reads: "We're #1 in the #2 business".
Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company "Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Come in and pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in
and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a propane filling station, "Tank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"
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