Septic Tank Truck sign reads: "We're #1 in the #2 business".

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company "Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Come in and pick your nose."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in
and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.

At a propane filling station, "Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"

sorry to say.....the jokes aren't really funny

funny

at last some humour I can share with my grandmother- thanks

peace

ahh come on guys it was ok... ish....

peace out