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Old 20th Mar 03, 12:08 AM
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http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news...04N2G3F68030319

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March 19, 2003 - Wireless Flash
New Panties Tickle Women's Fancy By Tickling Privates

MERIDIAN, Miss. (Wireless Flash) -- A new style of panties will soon be rubbing women the right way thanks to a chiropractor in Meridian, Mississippi.
Dr. Robin Moore-Steele has just patented a panty with a crotch designed to increase a woman's libido by stimulating her privates everytime she moves.

The good doctor -- who is also a licensed preacher -- calls her pervie panties "Ruby LaRue" and says they feature patented designs and grooves that rub a woman close to the point of no return.

Some ladies become so hot and bothered, they throw themselves at men. That's why Dr. Moore-Steele only tested the panties on married ladies -- except for one single gal who told her, "If I wear these any longer, I'm gonna start sinnin'.'

Currently, the orgasmic undies are not for sale but Moore-Steele figures garment manufacturers will soon be panting for the rights.
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Old 20th Mar 03, 03:32 PM
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You know given all the bad news in the past 12 hours or so, I must say - thanks for the good news. Will watch out for this important new invention.
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Currently, the orgasmic undies are not for sale but Moore-Steele figures garment manufacturers will soon be panting for the rights.


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Must get my wife some of these. (Hope she doesn't read this. )

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It seems the link above was too long as seen by the dots ...

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http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news...04N2G3F68030319
I found the correct link through Google and here it is using www.tinyurl.com to shorten/redirect the link and allow it to be posted on the board.

http://tinyurl.com/7rvp

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I'm starting saving money now, so i'll be ready to buy them as soon as they get in the store hehe
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LMFAO! The only possible drawback I see is that the chicks won't be willing to *remove* their pantys.
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