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March 19, 2003 - Wireless Flash
New Panties Tickle Women's Fancy By Tickling Privates

MERIDIAN, Miss. (Wireless Flash) -- A new style of panties will soon be rubbing women the right way thanks to a chiropractor in Meridian, Mississippi.
Dr. Robin Moore-Steele has just patented a panty with a crotch designed to increase a woman's libido by stimulating her privates everytime she moves.

The good doctor -- who is also a licensed preacher -- calls her pervie panties "Ruby LaRue" and says they feature patented designs and grooves that rub a woman close to the point of no return.

Some ladies become so hot and bothered, they throw themselves at men. That's why Dr. Moore-Steele only tested the panties on married ladies -- except for one single gal who told her, "If I wear these any longer, I'm gonna start sinnin'.'

Currently, the orgasmic undies are not for sale but Moore-Steele figures garment manufacturers will soon be panting for the rights.

You know given all the bad news in the past 12 hours or so, I must say - thanks for the good news. Will watch out for this important new invention. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

/JD

Must get my wife some of these. :D :D :D :D (Hope she doesn't read this. ;) )

Cheerz
Dave B)

It seems the link above was too long as seen by the dots ...

I found the correct link through Google and here it is using www.tinyurl.com to shorten/redirect the link and allow it to be posted on the board.

http://tinyurl.com/7rvp

As you can see I'm not doing much today :D

I'm starting saving money now, so i'll be ready to buy them as soon as they get in the store ;) hehe

Awesome...

Cons: Pants are doing the job for us. :ph34r:

Pro's: If we are drunk they won't mind if we tell them to go for a hike then roll over and go to sleep :P

LMFAO! The only possible drawback I see is that the chicks won't be willing to *remove* their pantys.