10. It's an incentive to show up.
9. It reduces stress.
8. It leads to more honest communications.
7. It reduces complaints about low pay.
6. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
5. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
4. Makes communication interesting due to mumbling and slurred speech.
3. It encourages car pooling.
2. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
And the Number 1 Reason To Serve Alcohol at Work:
1. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
And I'm really happy
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