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kycatdog 3rd Jun 03 04:12 AM

10. It's an incentive to show up.
9. It reduces stress.
8. It leads to more honest communications.
7. It reduces complaints about low pay.
6. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
5. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
4. Makes communication interesting due to mumbling and slurred speech.
3. It encourages car pooling.
2. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

And the Number 1 Reason To Serve Alcohol at Work:
1. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

Bads 3rd Jun 03 04:23 AM

This is why I don't drink since 8 years now ;) And I'm really happy

Cyberion 3rd Jun 03 04:39 AM

I'm very satisfied with my glass of wine for Friday night Sabbath dinner.

I remember drinking out of little A&W rootbeer bugs. aawwwhhh... they were so cute.. :):):)

billybob3 5th Jun 03 07:50 PM

AHAHAHHAHA, that was a great joke. I think it was better then Keru's!!!! WOOHOO, to much for me.


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