Shot The Beaver

[Stringent]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang,bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[Dudelive]

ROFLMAO I had heard that before but had forgot. If that was you just what would you REALLY do

1st.... At 90 tears old you know you don't have long to live
2nd....Also where are you going to get another 18 year old female
3rd....Your hearing probably is bad so the baby won't bother you
4th....You more than likely can not walk that good so tending to it is
also out.
LOL

There are lots of others

[AnneJay]

Quote:

"I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

[PIETER]

lmao.. good joke..

[Cartel]

Hilarious. Good stuff man, good stuff.