If Women Were Like Software, Then Those Women With ...
* A very good front-end fall into - 'Power Builder'.
* A very good back-end - 'Sybase'.
* Both front-end and back-end are reasonably good - 'Oracle'.
* Uttermost feminine qualities - 'C++'.
* Beautiful features and with the passage of time still attractive -'UNIX'.
* Though very attractive once, now not so charming - 'Ingress'.
* Beautiful receptionist - 'Desktop'.
* Beautiful personal secretary - 'Laptop'.
* Go with everyone who desires - 'Client-server'.
* Stick to one and only one person at a time - 'DOS'.
* Functionally Attractive and explosive features - 'SAP'
* Can handle large stuff, but still stable - 'IDMS'
* Looks good, but problematic when you handle - 'DB2'
* Flat Back-end and Front-end, but still woman - 'IMS' and, can't escape because I am using it now...
* Women, I mean, Windows 95/NT/whatever..., can't leave them, can't live without them, and can't kill them.
Maybe i shouden't typed in that one since i'm a women myself, but who cares i thought some of them was very funny *lmao*
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