Do You Give 118% All The Time?

[KingCobra]

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

[kycatdog]

I come in some place around 55% SLEEP

[billybob3]

lol good one.

[scathe skeleton]

I grabbed this outta an email a couple weeks ago. Never thought of posting it. We tried figuring out how much percentage our names make up.. mine made up whole 38%..

[Zone-MR]

Yay! My LONGPENIS will get me 110%.

[Empty]

Quote:

Originally posted by Zone-MR@May 31 2003, 05:21 AM
Yay! My LONGPENIS will get me 110%.

<_< sure sure

[Nichotin]

H O M O S E X U A L

= 133 %

i am teh winnar!

[Zone-MR]

Oh, damn you nich. I won't ever go THAT far with my boss.

[Nichotin]

you wont?