Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looks over and to the old lady, and says "I know just what you want, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
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The old lady is surprised, but doesn't say a word. The old man
continues, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice sofa over there, but for $20 - - I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
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The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
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"#### no!" she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"
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