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> >Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the
first
> > >guy turned to a beautiful blond bimbo and made his move by saying,
"Let's
> > >talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
> > >conversation with your fellow passenger." The blond, who had just
> > >opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the first guy, "What
> > >would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the player.
> > >"How about nuclear power?" "OK," said the blond. "That could be an
> > >Interesting topic. But let me
ask
> > >you a question first."A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same
> > >stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
> > >flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
> > >suppose
that
> > >is?" "Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
> > >
> > >"Well, then," said the blond, "How is it that you feel qualified to
> > >discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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