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Old 2nd Mar 03, 01:25 PM
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MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper has reported.
The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said.

"So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night.

His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found, the paper said on Thursday.
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Old 2nd Mar 03, 03:44 PM
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Just goes to prove that spur of the moment decisions aren't alwasy the best... ouch!
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Old 2nd Mar 03, 04:40 PM
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/me says OMG!
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I can't believe he would do such a stupid thing

all for love I guess damn LOVE HURTS!!!!

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DAMN, and everyone gave Lorana Bobitt crap, this guy will never hear the end of it from his buddies and associates.
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Apparently the Penis escaped from the embalmer and is now in a band.....

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