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Old 22nd Sep 02, 08:02 AM
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Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
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Old 22nd Sep 02, 09:41 AM
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Good one
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Old 24th Sep 02, 10:29 AM
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very good
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Old 24th Sep 02, 10:30 AM
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dun think they taught that in college
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