There was this guy who was travelling through the Africa deserts.
Hence so, he began travelling through the hot deserts. As day passes, he gradually finished most of his water and food.
Then 1 day, his sex drive was driving him crazy, he had been travelling for months without sex, just then, he thought of the female camel.
He got of the camel and went behind and when he tried to mount it, the camel kicked his real hard that he was crying in pain.
So he went on to travel for a few more months, this time, he couldn't take it anymore. He tried to pull the same stunt again, but ended up the same ending.
Then, he heard some noises, he saw 3 robbers chasing a blonde.
Well, what do you expect, he mounted his camel and charged at the 3 robbers, beat the hell out of them.
The blonde was of course surprised at his heroic deed. She stroll up to the man and asked him seductively, Hi there, you have saved him from the devil's clutches, what can I offer in return?
Without hesitating, the man said: " Would you mind if you hold the camel for me?
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