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Where there is will, there is a way
A biker stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed
store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his
purchases home.
The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under
each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell
me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said,
"Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little o! ld lady looked him over cautiously, then
said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend
me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish
me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a
bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the
world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do
that?"
The little old lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him
with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and
I'll hold the chickens.
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