Quick Thinking

[Hunted]

A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it
some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing"
and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch
up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the
driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. "If you can
give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were
speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off
with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."