The Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to
avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the little
rabbit
jumps right in front of the car. The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of a road and
pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks him
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I
accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp,
dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto
the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at
the
two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away
the rabbit stops, turns around and
waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and
waves, and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman
and demands, What is in that can? What did you spray
on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so the man can read the
label.
It says:
(Are you ready for this)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you could just click
off and not read the punch line.)
(You know you' re gonna be sorry..)
(Last chance.)
(OK, here it is.)
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It says, "Hair Spray - Restores
life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
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