Just Fred...Sorta not G Rated

[PCTech]

A local law enforcement officer stops
a car for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a
good mood that day he decides to give
the poor fellow a break and write him
out a warning instead of a ticket. So,
he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a
last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nut! case
on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your
last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so
stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
hard and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through college medical
school, internship, residency, finally
got my degree so was Fred Dingaling,
MD.

After a while I got bored being a
doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry! was my dream. Got
all the way through school, got my
degree so I was now Fred Dingaling,
MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry so I started
fooling around with my assistant. She
gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD
so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA
taking away my DDS because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as
Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my dingaling so
now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears
laughing.
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[Dudelive]

What could he say?