Damn Roach!

[tubebuoy]

I saw one of these giant Texas Roaches strolling along a baseboard near my front door the other night. So's I frantically look for something to shmush it with. I find an empty 1 Quart Welch's Mountain Berry cardboard carton and thus shmushed the bastard! It refused to die on the first strike (these things are about 2 inches long) so's I shmushed it again!

Tonight (three days later) I decide to pick it's carcass up with a paper towel and, IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Freakin' bastard got up and walked away!

Now I gotz a freakin' Zombie "Walking Un-Dead" Texas sized Voo Doo Roach crawling around trying to snatch body parts from me so's he can stick pins in a Tube Doll!

Damn Roach!

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[DopeWeasel]

Gotta love Texas. I swear I heard a story awhile back about a pilot that was taking off here and got into an in flight collision with a mosquito. Darn thing tore a hole right through the cockpit. The plane was forced to make a quick landing back at Bush International. Police tried later to arrest the mosquito but to no avail, it had already flown off to suck dry it's next victim.

I was told that no more then two weeks later the pilot was found dead in his apartment. His body found stuffed under the refrigerator next to the roach motel (those things do nothing but provide them with another place to hide).

Everything's bigger here... not just the good stuff.

[wase4711]

'smoke that Roach, tubey!!

[JacKDynne]

LMAO wasie

/JD