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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He's a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "How does he make so much money and where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.

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