Soooooooooooo Blonde!~!

[protecteur]

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
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>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
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>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
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>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
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>* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
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>* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
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>She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
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>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
>"Concentrate."
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>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
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>* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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>* She studied for a blood test.
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>* She sold the car for gas money.
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>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
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>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she
>turned around and went home.
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>She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
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>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
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>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
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>She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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>* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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