Pick Your Nose And Eat It Too!

[JacKDynne]

Quote:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

[robinwilson16]

LOL

How do they come up with these ideas :P

[war59312]

Its ture. I've heard that for years. And no I dont pick my nose and eat it. Thats just sick.

[CARTMAN]

God damn it! lol!

[Cyberion]

So that is why I'm so healthy..

/me watches war wince in pain.. as he gets the image...

[war59312]

* War Sticks A Vacum Up Cyberion's Nose And A Huge Bugger Flies Out And Hits CARTMAN In The Face *

haha

[merlin]

I knew i was speaking sense when i used to chew on the big green ones and my mom told me it was wrong now i can say the doc says its ok

[13 yr old computer whiz]

omfg, this is the strangest ever FACT ive come upon












LOL ~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[italiano]

Now there is no need to feel guilty when you dig in deep...

Here in the UK there is an old saying about snot:

'Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it...

Instead of flicking it, you can now add eat it....
(but it don't rhyme anymore)!!!