Double Crossing

[Hunted]

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"
John admitted that, well, yes he did.
She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $200." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $200 they went to the bedroom, had sex for about two hours, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Shocked, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $200?"
She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she says, "Yes, he did give me $200."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed the $200 from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's good to have a friend you can trust."

[KingCobra]

Thanks, I'll be telling this joke all day.

[freezer121]

Good one.