The Prez--up For Re-election?*

[sigmazeta314]

Not that none of this is true but much of it is either misleading, unsubstantiated, inaccurate, or simply false. I don't care to defend my president, whom I stand beside; it is just that I don't feel I need to take all that time to prove to you how much of this is wrong and all of the reasons why much more of it is simply misleading and the fault of a previous administration, misleading news reporting or doesn't even mater in the first place. You can look it all up for yourself and don't do it at CNN.com or by citing Newsweek as we know thay are liberally swayed and love to print entertainig lies about the right wing wing president.

This post is however rather amusing and I appreciate the post as controvery offen spurrs the most intelligent of conversations. Maybe I will get thet chance to argue some of my points, but not now...I have to get back to work.

[KingCobra]

This is the first I have read this and I don't think just using the ThankBot is enough for this thread. I know some of this might not be true, but I didn't like him before reading this anyway. To think his dad has nothing to do with the decisions he makes would be a joke, he does. I didn't like or vote for his dad either.

Thank You

[unicorn]

There seems to be a problem with the forum, the database gone senile and forgot everything from the last two days or something like that.

So, for the records:

Posted by rikytik earlier today:

Quote:

RESUME: George W. Bush

The White House, USA



EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE



Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for

driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,

and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving

record has been "lost" and is not available.



Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I

refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug

use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid

combat duty in Vietnam.



College: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.







PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:



I ran for US Congress and lost.



I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I

bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The

company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.



I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that

took land using taxpayer money.



With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil

industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of

Texas.







ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:



I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,

making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.



During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most

smog-ridden city in America.



I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions

in borrowed money.



I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American

history.



With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's

appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by

over 500,000 votes.





ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:



I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one

billion dollars per week.



I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.



I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.



I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any

12-month period.



I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the

US stock market.



I am the first president in US history to enter office with a

criminal record.



I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year

period.



After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the

worst security failure in

U.S. history.



I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a

WMD.



In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for

attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.



I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US

president.



In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs

and that trend continues every month.



I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.



I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any

president in US history.



I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any

president since the advent of television.



I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused

to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.



I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.



I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in

duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war

time.



I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to

simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)

shattering the record for protest against any person in the history

of mankind.



I've broken more international treaties than any president in US

history.



I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any

administration in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza

Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.



I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked,

preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.

I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US

citizens, and the world community.



I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy

in the history of the United States government.



I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations

remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.



I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.



I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war

"detainees" and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva

Convention.



I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election

inspectors (during the 2002 US election).



I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most

corporate campaign donations.



My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,

Kenneth Lay, resided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in

US history. My political party used the Enron private jets and

corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court

during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and

Halliburton

against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent

investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent

investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.



I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center

attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country

in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.



I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)

view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.



I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded

government contracts.



I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden

and Saddam Hussein to justice.



RECORDS AND REFERENCES:



All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's

library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.



All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my

bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public

view.



All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president,

attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and

unavailable for public review.



Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -

[unicorn]

It's always easy to make jokes or statesments about controversial things when some time passed by. Harder to make the right decisions in real-time...
Now when the US have enjoyed the Bush' administration for nearly one full period at least I hope for a change the years to come.

[DopeWeasel]

I just wonder, with what the country thought and eventually did with Govenor Davis in California for his bankrupting one state. What will we do to a person responsible for bankrupting the entire country.

Or is simple logic something that the American people are not capable of?

[roadworker]

Quote:

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)

view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

This 1 is definately true....

[MinnesotaKid]

"What do ya think of me now?!" says Bush

[rikytik]

How many billions of tax payer's money? Is it worth it? Yep, think of all the war goods contracts that got let out to buddies!

[unicorn]

Quote:

Originally posted by MinnesotaKid@Dec 14 2003, 10:53 PM
"What do ya think of me now?!" says Bush

Not a joke I'm afraid - wouldn't be too surprised if that is exactly what he is thinkin'.