Me Strange In The Head!

[shygirl]

I know that i'm not alone when it comes to be nervouse in a room with lot of
people, people you don't know.

But am i the only one having this problem? *lol*

What do you do when you are in a room with lot's of people you don't know
and you feel your stomic (belly) go crazy, and it feels like you have to fart all
the time!
Do you tell the people in the room that your stomick is hurting and that you maybe
will fart? Or do you just fart and then say you are sorry?

The problem or maybe not the problem? If you tell the room that you maybe will
fart, then your stomick calm down and you know for sure that you are not gonna
fart, but the people may stear at you, talk, laufhg and so on.
So maybe it is easyer to just fart and say sorry???
But then again maybe it is a very high fart or a smelly one, woudent people talk then???

So the question is, what is the best thing to do? 

[RadiationBoy]

just fart lol, or go do the bathroom or something heh i dunno

[JacKDynne]

Hope for a silent one but those are often the most deadly

/JD

[belthazor]

As a man, I'm quite proud of and own up to my farts when I do them.
But I just can't do it in a room full of people I don't know. I'd turn red, not to mention sometimes assasinate a few people.

If this thread goes in the direction I think it will, I might move it to the funny forum.
Because to many, farts are funny, except maybe mine.

[pittpull]

I agree with the topic, you ARE strange in the head!!!   *LMAO*

[DoG]

When your man tells you that you are strange in the head buy him Arsenic :P

[E3]

PittPull... You're a lucky guy !

All the best,
E3

PS I don't think I'm even gonna take the chance of being in a full room with Pitts Girlfriend though ...

[just_do_IT]

LOL!

Its called anxiety, and alot of people get it when confonted with alot of people.

You are not alone!  I get that way everytime I have to teach a new class of people that I dont know.

As for the farting part, I let it go silently and then blame it on someone else 

Unless I am at home... then i proudly trumpet my hoop and watch me family run out of the room.  Works great during NHL season!

[JacKDynne]

Try this:
http://www.wavhounds.com/featured/fart-trek/index.html

Click on the communicators

/JD

[pittpull]

*roflmao*   JacKDynne

That was a good one  ..

Now you  see  my girl  its  all normal to fart  *lol*