"Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers"

[dady]

10. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup: <<alt.pictures.master's.leg>>.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the #1 Reason Why Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.

[DoG]

[quote:93b99b1c88][i:93b99b1c88]Originally posted by dady [/i:93b99b1c88]
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and the #1 Reason Why Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. [/quote:93b99b1c88]

I manage quite well with mine........

[Stringent]

[quote:d8bc90fcce][i:d8bc90fcce]Originally posted by DoG [/i:d8bc90fcce]
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I manage quite well with mine........ [/quote:d8bc90fcce]

ROFL! Yeah but didn't you have to get a custom keyboard made

[DoG]

Not custom as such.......... just big keys..... and waterproof....

[Darkwolven]

[quote:93fc3e011c]and waterproof....[/quote:93fc3e011c] That is why GOD made trees! (and fire hydrants) :P

[skloo77]

Who let the dogs out....hoo hoo hooh hooh