Rules Of Bedroom Golf

[protecteur]

> The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
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> 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
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> 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
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> 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
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> 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
> Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
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> 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
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> 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course
> owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in
> being denied permission to play the course again.
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> 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course.
> The experienced player will normally take time to admire the
> entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.
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> 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or
> are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners
> have been know to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
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> 9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along just in case.
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> 10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled,
> particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous
> players have been known to be come irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.
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> 11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
> Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under
> repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced
> players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
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> 12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
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> 13. Slow play is encouraged;however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace. at least temporarily, at the course owners request.
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> 14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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> 15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
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> 16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course.
> Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the
> rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play several different courses.

[billybob3]

LOL Thanks for the laugh!