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Old 27th Jun 03, 03:02 AM
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A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him

to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just

a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he

noticed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table.



A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a mug of beer.
When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused.

This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"


At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled... Nurse?! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!
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Old 27th Jun 03, 03:32 AM
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I think when I came in and saw all that and a BEER ......I would have left and not went back or even answered the phone when the doctor's office called.-
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Old 27th Jun 03, 04:09 AM
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LOL, or, if your were a homosexual you might get really excited! But, I wouldn't know, i'm straight.
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Old 27th Jun 03, 12:00 PM
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No pune intended butt i'm LMAO @ that one
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Old 27th Jun 03, 01:53 PM
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I would have drank the beer and left.
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