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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him
to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say 1-2-3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The man asked the witch doctor, "What happens when it is over?"
The witch doctor replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1-2-3-4 and it will go down, but be warned that it will not work again for a year.
Then he goes home and that night and he's ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "what did you say 1-2-3 for?"
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