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The Dead Sea Scrolls, found in the 1940's will soon
be published. One item that hasn't received much
attention follows:
Lost Paragraph from Genesis:
So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam
said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that
he was going to make Adam a companion and that it
would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather
food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll
wash it for you. She will always agree with every
decision you make. She will bear your children and
never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them. She will not nag you and will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've
had a disagreement. She will never have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion whenever you
need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the
rest is history.
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