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Old 10th Sep 02, 02:01 PM
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Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children.
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.






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