The Smartest

[Oldbunny]

'The Smartest'

An airplane is about to crash, and there are 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, George W. Bush says, "I am President of the United States, and I have a at responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc. - I am also the smartest president ever".

So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane".

The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA Basketball Players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die."

He takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, and New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world".

So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Old man, says to the fifth passenger (a 10 year-old boy scout), "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

The boy scout says, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you.

The world's smartest President took my backpack."