Liberal icon and biased network anchorman Dan Rather was forced into early retirement tonight, 24 years after taking over the helm of the CBS evening news. His desire to retire after 25 years (a nice round number) was dashed when he was caught trying to throw the 2004 Presidential election to John Kerry by using forged government documents (a felony) to bring down George Bush.
Goodbye Dan! You will NOT be missed!
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