M&m's

[Hunted]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating M&M's. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a M&M
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the
door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date said he could get the M&M out. The
young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the M&M flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he clever? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers,... our son-in-law!"