May is Masturbation Month; May 16 is the Masturbate-a-thon!
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Come for a Cause! Pick up a pledge sheet at Grand Opening! and start training now! The Masturbate-a-thon is an event where you get your friends to pledge money for every minute you masturbate on this day (no one has to watch - this is an honor system event). After you have masturbated to your heart's delight, tell your sponsors how long you masturbated and have them make their contribution checks out to "Fenway Community Health."
All donations will support their Safer Sex Educator Team, which promotes safer sex through outreach and education in bars, clubs, coffeehouses and other venues in the Boston area. This event is also sponsored by sexuality stores Come As You Are and Good Vibrations. You receive a 10% discount coupon to Grand Opening! when you turn in your pledges! What a way to go (and come)!
http://www.grandopening.com/classes/029.shtml
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