"Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers"

[dady]

10. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup: <<alt.pictures.master's.leg>>.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

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