Cheap Parot*

[protecteur]

> A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this
>bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty
>vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
>She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited
>for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
>madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought,
>"That's not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and
>said, "New house, new madam, new hookers."
>
>The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about
>the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from
>work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
>