The Cowboy

[protecteur]

A lady went into a bar in San Antonio and saw a cowboy with his feet
> > > propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The
> > > woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big
> > > feet.
> > >
> > > The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come
> > > on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
> > >
> > > The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
> > > him.
> > >
> > > The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
> > >
> > > Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
> > > nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
> > >
> > > The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy
> > > yourself some boots that fit."