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Old 9th Jul 03, 09:45 PM
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A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20
blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already
walking up the driveway when he approached his home. the next day, he
decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home
before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached
what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her,"Jenny, is the
cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that freakin' cat on the phone, I am lost and
I need directions back home."
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