If Women Were Like Software...........

[shygirl]

If Women Were Like Software, Then Those Women With ...
* A very good front-end fall into - 'Power Builder'.

* A very good back-end - 'Sybase'.

* Both front-end and back-end are reasonably good - 'Oracle'.

* Uttermost feminine qualities - 'C++'.

* Beautiful features and with the passage of time still attractive -'UNIX'.

* Though very attractive once, now not so charming - 'Ingress'.

* Beautiful receptionist - 'Desktop'.

* Beautiful personal secretary - 'Laptop'.

* Go with everyone who desires - 'Client-server'.

* Stick to one and only one person at a time - 'DOS'.

* Functionally Attractive and explosive features - 'SAP'

* Can handle large stuff, but still stable - 'IDMS'

* Looks good, but problematic when you handle - 'DB2'

* Flat Back-end and Front-end, but still woman - 'IMS' and, can't escape because I am using it now...

* Women, I mean, Windows 95/NT/whatever..., can't leave them, can't live without them, and can't kill them.




Maybe i shouden't typed in that one since i'm a women myself, but who cares i thought some of them was very funny *lmao*