voted best joke 2002

[Keru]

Voted best joke 2002

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant,
the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford
to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger,
Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the former US President, a NY
State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd
pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W.Bush,
said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great
responsibility being the leader of a super-power nation and I am the
cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let
me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the
plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10
year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
and as a Catholic! I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute." The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you.
America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag!"