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A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has cheated him
> Out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the
> Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The
Godfather
> asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million
> dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are
> talking about."
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> The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
> talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts
> it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!" The
> attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
> tell him!"
> The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
> briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
> The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney
> replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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