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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India -- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France -- gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia -- lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia -- very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all-conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
From 15-on, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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