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Old 27th Mar 07, 11:27 PM
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Everywhere Girl predicts the future
She is the new Mystic Meg

THE EVERYWHERE GIRL might have been killed off by the fake penis experts at Wikipedia, but the near death experience seems to have blessed her with the power of predicting the future.


As a result, she has become an Actuary and is apparently making a fortune evaluating the likelihood of future events.

According to the site, www.beanactuary.org, Jennifer will be designing creative ways to reduce the likelihood of undesirable events and decreasing the impact of undesirable events that occur. Surely that is the power of a Goddess

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