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Old 25th Feb 03, 02:02 AM
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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she
agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
time?"

Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he
now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one
more time before I die ?"

She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's
down to 4
more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
think we could.....?"

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get
up in the morning...You don't."
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Old 25th Feb 03, 02:22 AM
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LOL

Wasn't expecting that as the outcome... Very funny...

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Old 25th Feb 03, 03:04 AM
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Very funny but true
Thanks lindafisher1982
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really a good one
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Old 26th Feb 03, 09:43 AM
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Outstanding. Ohh and I love the body paint.
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the wife was a bit harsh wasn't she?
but funny...hahaha
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