Work Vs. Prison

[protecteur]

> > >PRISON & WORK:
> > >
> > >Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit
> > >more clear:
> > >IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
> > >AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
> > >AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you get time off for good behaviour
> > >AT WORK... you get more work for good behaviour
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
> > >AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
>for
> >
> > >yourself
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games
> > >AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you get your own toilet
> > >AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit
> > >AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
> > >AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
> > >deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
> > >AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
> > >bars
> > >
> > >IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens
> > >AT WORK... they are called supervisors
> > >

Enjoy!!

Protecteur

[Cyberion]

Well... I would rather at least be employed then behind bars. Call me nuts..

[billybob3]

In prison, there is work involved. What do you think the purpose of a "chain gang" is???

Otherwise, good one! :lol1:

[Keru]

LMAO

Prison or Work .... someone give me a job